When you've been with your partner for any length of time, things start getting … weird. You do things you never thought you'd do, such as hang out and pee while your partner's getting ready or occasionally use your boo's toothbrush. You also start thinking strange thoughts – and that's okay. It's more than okay, in fact – it's normal. Your mileage may vary because these weird thoughts are my weird thoughts, so let me formally invite you to share your weird thoughts, too!
I wonder about this all the time. I think it will be Heather because she drives like a Masshole on PCP sometimes.
I worry about this, too, not because we're stupid – we're both terribly smart, ah thank you – but, well, one of us may or may not have a semi-stupid sibling.
I do. I get the dogs.
This is a horrible thought to have, I know that, but my kid, at least, is practically guaranteed to be a little hellspawn from birth, whereas my dachshund is charming and funny and adorable and he's my best friend.
Probably Heather, to be honest. I'm going to be an old lady with resting bitch face.
Do you love your partner enough to ride or die like this? Do I?! (Yes. Yes, I do … but, man, I hope that never happens.)
Answer: probably, yeah. At least until death do you part, or you break up, or whatever.
This thought runs through my mind any time we watch anything that involves couples in crises. The Walking Dead, Grey's Anatomy, even The Dome. I do not think Heather would survive.
Absolutely not. After years of consideration, I have come to the conclusion that we would bicker and argue the whole time. We would make for great TV, but we'd crash and burn long before the end.
I know, it's gross. It's a legitimate question, though. You get used to your own, you know. You can handle those.
I hope so. Hearts!
It's really okay if you have this thought sometimes. Just don't follow through with it. Because that would be wrong.
Apparently, it is not. I think that's a travesty of justice.
She could be. What if she's not going to the office every morning after all? What if ...
Oh, my god … what if Heather's a spy?!
I still have not figured out the answer to this. What is she thinking? What is she hearing? Where do you go, Heather?
Your turn! What are the weirdest thoughts you have about your relationship and your partner?
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