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These Hilarious Tweets Describe Dating Perfectly ...

By Heather

Twitter is often full of some serious foolishness, but every once in a while, the Twitterverse is surprisingly on-point with its wisdom. One of the things Twitter always gets right? Dating. I'm so glad I never have to date again because the struggle is real, stalkers, the struggle is so very real. If you want a summary of what dating is really like, don't ask your friends or read a Cosmo article, oh no. just take a look at these tweet, which are hilarious but so, so honest, too. (A/N: Full disclosure, there are some Tumblr dating posts slipped in here, too. #sorrynotsorry)

Table of contents:

  1. Friend-zone? nope!
  2. Ice water, please!
  3. #relationshipgoals
  4. Netflix & dating?
  5. Want a dog?
  6. Yep, me all over
  7. Always say you're not a creep
  8. All the butterflies
  9. No talking, just creepy staring
  10. The lesbian dating struggle
  11. Best dating profile ever
  12. Happens all the time
  13. Oops
  14. Attempting to flirt
  15. Yep
  16. The confusion of flirting
  17. Sometimes it happens that way

1 Friend-zone? Nope!

The relationship zone is the flip-side to the friend zone, and man, I think you gotta be bold to pull off a move like this. Why don't you try it with your crush?

2 Ice Water, Please!

The true progression of a relationship. When you're really comfortable with somebody, you jump right to pizza with everything on the first date.

3 #relationshipgoals

But seriously, Pakalu is the funniest.

4 Netflix & Dating?

This is actually genius, right? Netflix should get on this and make it happen. Maybe then they could stop raising our streaming rates.

5 Want a Dog?

This is my idea of a perfect date, actually.

6 Yep, Me All over

Always be explicit. Leave no room for misunderstanding.

7 Always Say You're Not a Creep

Except not really because if you have to say you're not a creep, I have some bad news. You're probably a creep.

8 All the Butterflies


9 No Talking, Just Creepy Staring

*Braver. But other than that … yep. I remember that.

10 The Lesbian Dating Struggle

This legitimately happens. That's usually a sign for us to pick up our game and back away slowly.

11 Best Dating Profile Ever

I don't know about you, but I totally want to date Jess. Jess is my kind of girl

12 Happens All the Time

What a difference a semicolon makes...

13 Oops

The problem is that it's way too easy to accidentally let out a little poot when you're laughing.

14 Attempting to Flirt

Personally, I prefer Eddie Izzard's flirting technique. Just hit your wannabe boo with a loaf of bread.

15 Yep


16 The Confusion of Flirting

Been there, felt that. Pro tip: if you have to wonder, it usually means you're screaming, not flirting.

17 Sometimes It Happens That Way

I think Sarah is secretly me.

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