Twitter is often full of some serious foolishness, but every once in a while, the Twitterverse is surprisingly on-point with its wisdom. One of the things Twitter always gets right? Dating. I'm so glad I never have to date again because the struggle is real, stalkers, the struggle is so very real. If you want a summary of what dating is really like, don't ask your friends or read a Cosmo article, oh no. just take a look at these tweet, which are hilarious but so, so honest, too. (A/N: Full disclosure, there are some Tumblr dating posts slipped in here, too. #sorrynotsorry)
The relationship zone is the flip-side to the friend zone, and man, I think you gotta be bold to pull off a move like this. Why don't you try it with your crush?
The true progression of a relationship. When you're really comfortable with somebody, you jump right to pizza with everything on the first date.
But seriously, Pakalu is the funniest.
This is actually genius, right? Netflix should get on this and make it happen. Maybe then they could stop raising our streaming rates.
This is my idea of a perfect date, actually.
Always be explicit. Leave no room for misunderstanding.
Except not really because if you have to say you're not a creep, I have some bad news. You're probably a creep.
DIGEST THEM. SWALLOW THE BUTTERFLIES. POWER PAST THE FLUTTERING.
*Braver. But other than that … yep. I remember that.
This legitimately happens. That's usually a sign for us to pick up our game and back away slowly.
I don't know about you, but I totally want to date Jess. Jess is my kind of girl
What a difference a semicolon makes...
The problem is that it's way too easy to accidentally let out a little poot when you're laughing.
Personally, I prefer Eddie Izzard's flirting technique. Just hit your wannabe boo with a loaf of bread.
Yep.
Been there, felt that. Pro tip: if you have to wonder, it usually means you're screaming, not flirting.
I think Sarah is secretly me.
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