1 His Phone is Ten Times More Interesting than You
If he is on his phone more than he is talking to you, walk away.
2 Mr. Braggy Pants
Let's say that he brags about his house, his wages, his job, everything! You don't want that right?
3 The Worker-bee
Or, let's say that all he talks about is working. Constantly. Remember, you're looking for a relationship.
4 He Constantly One-ups You
Jesus, my brother does this a lot and it gets on my nerves.
5 ...worse, He Orders for You on the First Date
Some girls like this, some girls don't but I think it's controlling.
7 He's Obsessed with Himself
He is the topic of conversation always.
10 He's Asked You Your Opinion of Him Ten Times Already?
He's insecure. Very insecure. It's not something that is simple to get over either.
11 He Still Lives with His Parents and Has No Intentions of Moving out
He also has no job and gets an allowance … and he's in his mid-twenties. Run. Fast.
13 They Are Way, Way Too Serious
And they can't even make you laugh.
14 Sharing Way, Way Too Much Way, Way Too Fast
There is no door or window to them. It is just open and free space.
15 They Spill Every Secret about Everyone They Ever Knew
You've only known them for five minutes and you know about every secret they've ever been told.
16 They Are Wicked Negative
… and have no intention of perking up.