We live in a fast-paced world, so we have to multitask a lot and speed up all sorts of processes. It's all about efficiency. Sexting made flirtation and dirty talk very efficient – emojis make it even easier. Straight up, this is a post solely devoted to sexting using nothing more than your fierce emoji game. It gets a little crude, but I don't think anything is technically NSFW.
This is as simple as it gets, plus it's pretty straightforward, so hopefully you don't have to worry about the recipient completely misunderstanding you.
If you want to be a little more romantic about it, all it takes is a heart or two – throw in a kiss, a glass of wine, and a rose if you really want to take it to the next level.
This one is actually super clever – it's all about slow kisses, and it also serves as an excellent reminder that foreplay is everything and making out is awesome.
When you want to be blunt and to the point, all it takes as a camel – because a camel has humps, get it?
I know, that's kind of vulgar, and I'd apologize, but I mean … when you're sexting with emojis, it stands to reason that you're going to have to get a little obvious and crass sometimes.
You know, for when you don't really want to put forth a ton of effort or go too far, but the idea of a handy-j is pretty cool
Granted, an emoji sext can be crass, but thanks to the enormous variety of emojis at your fingertips, you can be surprisingly sweet with your invitation.
You can also be a little sassy – well, a lot sassy, you're being pretty sassy when you offer to lick someone like a lollipop … or when you ask someone to do it to you.
Nothing wrong with asking for or offering a bit of fellatio, right?
Asking for something as next-level as anal sex seems far less threatening and scary when you do it this way, don't you think?
If you really want to be straight up and go right to the point, a rooster will definitely do it.
Some great sex and then a restful night's sleep – is there anything better than that?
Okay, but tell me something, is there any other emoji for the vagina, or do you just have to use a peach for the butt and the cookie?
If Heather sent me this, I think I'd screenshot it and save it forever.
Sometimes, you just want what you want, and what you want is so simple that you only need a single, crystal clear emoji.
Actually, I could write an entire post on lesbian-friendly emoji sexts.
Same.
But how about you? Share your favorite emoji sext codes!
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